Siobhan T's series of unfortuanate events
- "It was a good evening, i went to see Steve Steinman's Vampires Rock show, it was so good and i really wanna go again, i'm deffo converted to old rock!" See? It always starts good huh? "Then I Met the stars of the show in the foyer after the show, they're real nice people." After that show right? Mom lost her £150 glasses, all because she rummaged around in her bag and it must've fallen out and someone else picked it up thinking OoOoO Nice Glasses! Mine! so my mom was really devastated about that, since she's blind as a bat seeing signs whilst driving lmao.
- Friday 3rd November.
"!It was my Uncle Nick's birthday, so we went to the Poopdeck (haha) Restaurant to celebrate his birthday" See? It starts off good again! "Everyone all had a good laugh and enjoyed our meal. To be totally honest, i have NEVER seen my mom eat so much seafood and extras, it was like woah shit she ate more than i did and that's rare lmao! - Anyways after enjoying a nice meal, Mom, Nick and Karen agreed to go out for several birthday drinks so I went back to Nick's place to baby sit my cousins Max and Cody" Ok this is when it gets bad. "After Nick left, Max & I did some database work, he did well considering he's 8 years old, Cody was left to watch Ice Age 2 on his own, no kidding i could hear him squealing with laughter lol, then Max went to join Cody on watching the film" This is about to get even WORSE! "IA2 finished so i said to the boys that it was time for bed, Cody agreed to go to bed but he didnt wanna go without Max, in which he wasn't cooperating, he insisted on finishing the MURDER based DOCUMENTARY, come on its fucking abnormal for an 8 y/o to watch stuff like that =O, so i said to him its BED after the show then. He agreed to what i said then when the show finished he refused to go to bed"
- "I literally had to drag Max to the staircase, then dragged him up step by step into his parents room whilst Cody was sleeping, Max did about 10 minutes of Protest and Hatred towards me then went to bed, i mean c'mon its midnight so he had to go. I then went downstairs and made myself a drink when Nick arrived to say that I've gotta go home now and be with mom because her bag has been stolen." WOAH! REWIND!! STOLEN?! ohhh man this sucks ass.
I got into the taxi and there was one of my school runs taxi driver, and in the backseat mom was off her head drunk, it was embarrassing. She then told me that it was MY BAG that got nicked, thats right, it was my handbag. argggh. Inside it was her moby, credit card, money, bank statement, car keys and house keys. She was really off her head and i had to help her out of the taxi in case she fell down the step, tsk tsk.
We got into the house, Luckily I had my keys on me, and somehow Mom went to the study and made the phonecall to cancel her credit card and what was amazing that coming from a woman who doesnt remember much at times, she remembered the entire credit card number and security code to tell to the lady over the phone, i find that quite funny tbh. - So you think the events stop there? Guess what? It doesn't. *sigh*
- Saturday 4th November.
So we're going to Dartmouth today and before went to feed the horses, Mom's car button opener thingy wouldnt work and everytime she tries using the car keys to open it, the tooter would go off so loud it was unbelieveable. It kept doing this for 30 minutes and Clive took her to the shop to get some batteries for the car button thingy and it worked for a little bit. Then we went to feed the ponies, (Which are gorgey btw), we were running real late so Nanny panicked trying to find me oops, and found us down the land which made mum say to me quietly "That woman is so bloody impatient!" Nanny told me that Poppa told her that i went to the shops, uhhh i said to Poppa that Mom had BEEN to the shops to get batteries, old people really dont listen sometimes huh? - Sunday 5th November.






