Why Oh Why?

I swear that I'm being tested : my whole fucking laptop is testing me. Here's a list of everything wrong with it:

1. The 'S' button keeps getting stuck and I have to press it hard to get it to function
   
2. My internet browser is constantly closing down due to add ons
   
3. What the fuck are add-ons?
   
4. I'm trying to make a music video but Windows Movie Maker keeps freezing and doesn't work, hence me constantly restarting the program every 2 minutes
   
5. College sucks big time.

Blogspot is great outlet for my complaints lol.

On the upside I guess, I'm looking at a herd of wild Dartmoor Ponies on 30/9/06 and buy two of them to raise. I'll provide pics when I can